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How about Maggie comes looking for Abby at County, runs into Chaz's father, and they both awkwardly realize that they slept together on another show? Fun times.

Casting call for an episode to be called "The Family Man"

[JOANIE LIPSON] This 33 year old, working class Chicago Caucasian single mother comes into the ER after crashing her car in the ambulance bay outside County General. She has a hip injury from the accident, but after examining her further, a serious medical condition emerges. Her 9-year-old daughter was a passenger in the accident and now her life is totally turned upside down...RECURRING GUEST LEAD. Actress will also appear on eps 15, 17, 18

[LUCY LIPSON] This sympathetic, nice, 9-year-old Caucasian girl is a passenger when her mother crashes the car. Her injuries are slight, but the upheaval in her life is ennormous...RECURRING GUEST LEAD. Actress will also appear on eps 15, 17, 18

[STUART LIPSON] This working class Chicago Caucasian guy in his late 20s to early 30s is introduced as Lucy's uncle, but in fact he is her biological father that has dumped the kid with his older sister. Still down on his luck, he flirts with, but then decides against taking on his parental responsibility...GUEST LEAD. Please submit actors who can play the guitar and can sing at least a little. Possible Recurring Guest star

[LEO WESLEY] This 82 year old African American man comes into the ER after having gone briefly unconscious at home. His daughter has set him up with all kinds of surveillance so that he can stay in his home, and he resents it. Later when a potential surgical condition is revealed, he resists the idea completely and it causes an argument amongst the staff...GUEST LEAD

[PHILIP] This 7 year old Latino is at his own birthday party, his uncle who is supposed to dress up as a super hero gets drunk and Dr. Morris (Scott Grimes) takes over for him. Later Philip falls off of a jungle gym, dislocating his elbow, and Dr. Morris fixes him...10 lines 3 scenes. PLEASE SUBMIT SMALL 9 YEAR OLDS ONLY

[NANCY] This African American woman around 50 comes into the ER to see about her dad Leo. She is very worried about her father...6 lines 2 scenes

[CONRAD JENSEN] This 45 to 50 year old Caucasian man comes into the ER with back pain. The doctors can't treat him because they are waiting for his insurance to approve some tests...6 lines 2 scenes

[DJ MOORE] This Caucasian or Asian large guy in his mid to late 30s comes into the ER after his two front teeth (diamond and gold encrusted) have been knocked out of his mouth at some shady club where he was working...3 lines 1 scene

[LORRAINE] Claudia's (Justina Machado) Puerto Rican sister in her 30s, she is hosting the birthday party for her son Philip when her brother shows up drunk. She chastises him for disappointing the birthday boy.sptv050769..3 lines 2 scenes

[KID #1 AND KID #2] These two 8 year olds are Philip's friends at his birthday party...2 lines 1 scene, 1 line 1 scene respectively. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities, and both genders

[ROGELIO] This 35-year old buff and muscular (but not a body builder) Puerto Rican man is drunk at his nephew's birthday party. Despite the fact that he insists that he is ok, he can't play the part of the superhero for the children...1 line 1 scene

aaaaand...casting call for an episode to be called "The Beginning of the End" (subtle, eh?)

[TRENT MALLORY] This Caucasian police detective in his 40s, between 5'7 and 5'9, comes into the ER with his partner Claudia Diaz (Justina Machado) to investigate a brawl that started over a girl at a crowded club. Later we learn that some of the injuries were not sustained at the club and Mallory might know lots more than he is saying. 21 lines 6 scenes. Guest Lead

[LARA] This 23 year old African American college student is Dr. Banfield's (Angela Bassett) niece. She loves her aunt, is grateful for her past support and is happy to honor even the unusual request that is made of her. 9 lines 2 scenes

[JACKSON] This rough African American 19 year old comes into the ER after having been badly injured in the brawl at the club. He only wants medical attention and doesn't want to say anything about what happened. 9 lines 3 scenes

[ROBBINS] This hotshot surgeon in her late 40s is jovial, but imposing. She welcomes Neela (Parminder Nagra) into the operating room for a heart transplant. 7 lines 1 scene. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities, particularly Asian

*The following 5 characters are part of a Midsummer Nights Dream themed wedding, and are dressed in Shakespearian garb, similar to the Renaissance Fair

[NINA] This 56 year old Caucasian woman is the wood nymph bride in the Midsummer Nights Dream themed wedding. She has probably taken some "love potion." 8 lines 2 scenes

[ANDROMEDA] This waify, outdoorsy, Caucasian woman in her mid 20s is the ever-present loving girlfriend of Teddy Lempell (Wallace Shawn) who is presiding over the wedding. 6 lines 3 scenes

[KEVIN] This 34 year old man is the wood nymph groom at the Midsummer Nights Dream themed wedding. He has also partaken of the "love potion." 4 lines 2 scenes. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities

[HELENA] This Caucasian woman in her 30s is playing the lyre, or some other Elizabethan instrument, and singing at the Midsummer Nights Dream themed wedding. 4 lines 1 scene. Please submit actors who can play some Elizabethan instrument and sing only sptv050769

[FAIRY REVELER] This woman in her 20s or 30s gets her fairy wing caught in the car door. 1 line 1 scene. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities

[SALTER] This uniformed Chicago cop in his 20s is also investigating the brawl. 3 lines 2 scenes. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities

[SECURITY GUARD] This physically fit security guard breaks up an argument between a cab driver and his fare. 2 lines 1 scene. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities

[TAXI DRIVER] This cabbie in his 50s is arguing with his passenger about paying the fare. 1 line 1 scene. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities

[WELL-DRESSED MAN] This well dressed man in his mid 30s to mid 40s is bleeding from his forehead after the taxi driver has hit him. He is mad as hell. 1 line 1 scene. Please submit actors of all races and ethnicities

*sigh* If only I weren't going to be gone, I'd show up at the studio gates in full fairy regalia, prancing around and playing a lute.

momentator wrote:

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[LARA] This 23 year old African American college student is Dr. Banfield's (Angela Bassett) niece. She loves her aunt, is grateful for her past support and is happy to honor even the unusual request that is made of her. 9 lines 2 scenes

Just want to note that I called the surrogate mother storyline a few weeks ago. Bassett and Vance had twins with a surrogate IRL, I believe.

Being of that general age and student-hood, I feel that it would be inappropriate if anyone asked me to interrupt what I assume is graduate school to be a surrogate. But that's just me.

Are the execs seriously that inept that they don't realize that even diehard fans want "ER" to be put out of its misery?